Me and Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods is in DC for his inaugural golf tournament. I'm not much of a golfer. In fact I haven't golfed since 1985 with my Sigma Nu brothers. I was usually the fourth when no one else (and I mean no one) wanted to play. But listening to the radio today I heard someone make a comment about Tiger that someone once said about me; "I've never seen a human being hit a ball like that before!"