Wednesday, September 23, 2009

The Pirates of the Allegheny


Today is the eve of the G-20 Summit here in Pittsburgh. It's also the eve of my 46th birthday. We're also fast approaching the end of the monumental record breaking 17th straight losing season for the Pittsburgh Pirates. So to protesters and delegates alike, get the hell out of my town as quickly as you can and don't leave your crap laying around; Pittsburgh Pirates, you suck and you break my 6 year old's heart every day; and happy birthday to me.